COLLEGE GUYS: EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY

Most girls enter college with the assumption that they are about to meet the obviously more mature, intellectual and sensitive creature that is a college boy. His sense of humor has developed beyond that of a fourth grader's, and he wants to have deep talks about things like climate change and what feminism means to him. But then, you actually go to college.

Expectation: There will be confident, attractive boys trying to get your attention.

Reality:

Expectation: You will meet guys who are ready for a mature realtionship.

Reality:

Expectation: These guys know how to make a girl feel special.

Reality:

Expectation: They will be able to tell you how they feel about you.

 Reality:"I like you."

Or more likely,

Expectation:You will meet super attractive aspiring-musicians.

Reality:


Expectation: You will meet guys that can ask the important questions in life.

Reality: 

Expectation: The nerds will be nerdy in an incredibly adorable way.

Reality:

 Expectation: A guy won't leave you with any questions about what he thinks about you.

Reality:

Expectation: The guys will be more openly sensitive.

Reality:

Expectation: You will find a guy that will always look out for you.

Reality:

So maybe college guys aren't everything we expected. That doesn't mean that they aren't still fun to hang out with, and I am sure that somewhere the guys we were led to believe exist by TV and movies are real. They are telling girls exactly how they feel, never leaving them in the awkward limbo. And they find fart jokes repulsive.

The problem is what are you going to do when you find these guys?

COMING SOON:  "You met a cute guy. Now what?"